What are Rude Balloons?
Rude Balloons are an easy and hilarious way to strengthen a bond with someone!
These novelty balloons will get smiles and laughs once they realize what it says!
The balloons from the local party shop are cheap, boring and over-done! They don't stay inflated and pop when blown up!
Rude Balloons will lighten up the party with our unique design printed on high-quality latex! We made sure our balloon stays inflated so that special someone will always be reminded with the loving message!


Why use our one-of-a-kind balloons?
99.8% of our customers enjoyed our Rude Balloons by sharing them with their loved ones!
Everybody is using Rude Balloons to bring a cheeky smile and laughter to those in their life who love things that are funny, inappropriate, and swearing! Why aren't you?
Show your sarcasm and join the community that loves offensively good times with these brutally-abusive balloons!
What's inside the pack of Rude Balloons?
4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
12 inches when inflated (Guaranteed To Deflate)
What is it made out of?
Made from thick high-quality latex, suitable for helium, water, or your own revolting breath.
How long will it take to ship?
We ship from California so, our fast delivery times range from 2 to 5 business days, just in time for the party!
Please Note:
Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" and "sh*t" quite just yet... maybe)

