What are Rude Balloons?
Rude Balloons are an easy and hilarious way to strengthen a bond with someone!
These novelty balloons will get smiles and laughs once they realize what it says!
The balloons from the local party shop are cheap, boring and over-done! They don't stay inflated and pop when blown up!
Rude Balloons will lighten up the party with our unique design printed on high-quality latex!
Why use our one-of-a-kind balloons?
Our customers enjoyed our balloons by sharing them with their loved ones!
Everybody is using Rude Balloons to bring a cheeky smile and laughter to those in their life who love things that are funny, inappropriate, and swearing! Why aren't you?
Show your sarcasm and join the community that loves offensively good times with these brutally-abusive balloons!
What's inside the pack of Rude Balloons?
4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
12 inches when inflated (Guaranteed To Deflate)
What is it made out of?
Made from thick high-quality latex, suitable for helium, water, or your own revolting breath.
How long will it take to ship?
We ship from California so, our fast delivery times range from 2 to 5 business days, just in time for the party!
Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" and "sh*t" quite just yet... maybe)
My balloons were an absolute hit and went along perfectly with the other decorations I purchased. I took them to my local grocery store and had them inflated with helium. They stayed infalted more than enough time and the price was right. Very pleased!
Made my sister and everyone who saw them laugh! I took them to a balloon shop to get them filled and everyone asked where I got them!
These balloons were a huge hit for an 18th birthday party. The sarcastic comments were well printed (no peeling or cracking when blown up) we even got some of them filled with helium and they floated well for about 72 hours before dipping a bit. I intentially saved some for my next part because these were just great.